Friday, June 25, 2010

When Ceiling Fans Attack

Once Upon A Time...

BASH got together for another birthday party, Arabella's.
Only a mere 30 minutes into the party, Braylin decides that throwing a pillow at Arabella's fan to see where it landed would be fun.
A loud cracking noise was followed by the light flickering before going out completely.
Everyone screamed and ran out of the room, except for Siren, who hid under Arabella's bunk bed.
The fan made loud sounds, as if was about to explode, or at least fall off of the ceiling and chop off their heads.
A blade flew off and hit the wall before landing loudly on the floor.
"Way to go, Braylin." Said Hero.
"Geez, freaking kill us all, why don't ya?" Said Siren
Arabella just laughed, although we all know she was secretly plotting her revenge.
To this day, Arabella has a broken fan and a vengeance.



Aren't these headphones way legit? I think they are :)
-- Hero

Tiny Towel

Once Upon A Time....

It was Hero's birthday.
She decided to have a pool party at a hotel.
After they swam and everyone got out to have cake, Braylin spotted a couple hot guys (well, hot in her eyes, anyway)
They were walking out the front doors of the hotel.
Apparently the only logical thing for Braylin to do was run after them out into the parking lot while ripping off her towel and swinging it above her head like a lasso.
The guys got into their car, locked the doors, and drove off as quickly as possible.

--- Hero

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Cheese Fight

Once upon a time...
Hero and Braylin helped with their church's Vacation Bible School.
They helped Hero's grandma with dealing out the snacks to the kids.
One day, the snack involved spray cheese.
There were several extra cans, so Hero had an idea that sounded great at the time.
After the last group of kids had their snack, Hero and Braylin would take part in an epic Spray Cheese Fight.
Hero ran into the kitchen at the end of the day as planned and grabbed the extra cans of cheese.
She threw Braylin a couple of cans and the fight began.
The kids egged them on.
A strange boy named Colin (he had a thing for Hero) begged for Hero to throw him a can of spray cheese so that he could join in on the epic spraying fun.
Hero ignored him.
Hero's grandma and the director of the camp came out of the kitchen right then to see what all the commotion was.
"Hero! Who did this?!" Asked the camp director.
"Braylin and I..." Replied Hero.
"Oh! Thank goodness! I thought the kids had done it! Clean up the mess, please." Is all the director said before retreating to the kitchen with Hero's grandma once again.
Little did Braylin and Hero know that in 20 minutes a group picture of the helpers of the camp was going to be taken.
Once the cheese was cleaned up off the floor, Braylin and Hero ran to the bathroom to get as much of the cheese off of their clothes and out of their hair as possible.
The group picture still sits in Hero's room today as a reminder of the infamous Cheese Fight.

-- Hero

The Micheal Jackson Fight

So one day while sitting in World Literature, Braylin and I get on the topic of Micheal Jackson. ( Braylin loves him, while I hate him.)

And I say something like,"God, I hate Micheal Jackson. I'm glad he's dead."

Braylin is totally not having any of that, so she says, "Micheal Jackson is going to come back from the grave for saying that!"

"Yes Braylin, Micheal Jackson is going to come back from the dead to haunt me. Why would he haunt me when he could haunt all the little boys that he sexually molested!"

"No really he is going to haunt you."

And of course we're getting rather loud at this point, so our teacher chimes in: " Girls enough!" In a way that only a teacher can.

-- Siren