Thursday, July 15, 2010

Secret Society

I've always wanted a Keebler elf friend. We could be buds and live in a tree. Making fudge cookies.

Karate, chop, peace

Once upon a weee day in the yesteryears, Hero decided she liked a scrawny ass boy whose name shall be Caca. SOOO. We were in access class and I was trying to comfort her into making a complete fool of herself... heeheehee. JUST KIDDING. I actually thought it could work with this Caca, so I said some things that could boost her confidence. I offered some advice, saying things such as if he says no to going out, you can say well "karate chop peace little man!! Your loss!! You're just a Yankee Doodle Dandee, so go jump on your horse with your feather and GET ON IT FOOO!! Then leave with your dignity Hero, and the world will all ooooohhh and ahhhhhhhh in your comeback cause it's the greatest comeback of all eternity. HOWEVER, if you get CACA, good for you!!" Later, Caca stayed true to his name and was Caca cause he was scrawny and well, caca-ish. (: But it's okay cause she'll always have her lame friends!!!

Although, I don't understand why they don't agree with me that the hottest guy in the world. THEY ARE ALL MISSING OUT. BUT HE IS MINE.

Thank you for listening all of our friends...

Monday, July 12, 2010


As you have noticed so far, most of our insane and stupid stories involve Braylin. And I am here to tell you that that is for good reason, I think Braylin is certifiably crazy. (Not really!)

We think that most of the time that Braylin has no common sense. Which makes for incredibly interesting time-and stories!

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Cat Hole

Braylin has a cat named Moxie. Moxie has a litterbox room. She also has a cat door to get into the room.

And being Braylin, she decided that she wanted to say goodnight to her cat while Moxie was using the litter box room. Instead of using the human door, she decided that the best decision would be to stick her head through the cat door to say goodnight.

Realizing her head was stuck, she called to her sister in the other room: "Ally..."

"I am not helping you get your head out of the cat door!"

"How did you know that I had my head in the cat door?"

"Braylin, really?"

All the while Siren just watched and laughed at Braylin.
Eventually, her dad down came down, rolled his eyes and shook his head, but he still helped her.