Braylin

As you have noticed so far, most of our insane and stupid stories involve Braylin. And I am here to tell you that that is for good reason, I think Braylin is certifiably crazy. (Not really!)


We think that most of the time that Braylin has no common sense. Which makes for incredibly interesting time-and stories!

Cat Hole

Braylin has a cat named Moxie. Moxie has a litterbox room. She also has a cat door to get into the room.

And being Braylin, she decided that she wanted to say goodnight to her cat while Moxie was using the litter box room. Instead of using the human door, she decided that the best decision would be to stick her head through the cat door to say goodnight.

Realizing her head was stuck, she called to her sister in the other room: "Ally..."

"I am not helping you get your head out of the cat door!"

"How did you know that I had my head in the cat door?"

"Braylin, really?"

All the while Siren just watched and laughed at Braylin.
Eventually, her dad down came down, rolled his eyes and shook his head, but he still helped her.

When Ceiling Fans Attack

Once Upon A Time...

BASH got together for another birthday party, Arabella's.
Only a mere 30 minutes into the party, Braylin decides that throwing a pillow at Arabella's fan to see where it landed would be fun.
A loud cracking noise was followed by the light flickering before going out completely.
Everyone screamed and ran out of the room, except for Siren, who hid under Arabella's bunk bed.
The fan made loud sounds, as if was about to explode, or at least fall off of the ceiling and chop off their heads.
A blade flew off and hit the wall before landing loudly on the floor.
"Way to go, Braylin." Said Hero.
"Geez, freaking kill us all, why don't ya?" Said Siren
Arabella just laughed, although we all know she was secretly plotting her revenge.
To this day, Arabella has a broken fan and a vengeance.

---Hero

Tiny Towel

Once Upon A Time....

It was Hero's birthday.
She decided to have a pool party at a hotel.
After they swam and everyone got out to have cake, Braylin spotted a couple hot guys (well, hot in her eyes, anyway)
They were walking out the front doors of the hotel.
Apparently the only logical thing for Braylin to do was run after them out into the parking lot while ripping off her towel and swinging it above her head like a lasso.
The guys got into their car, locked the doors, and drove off as quickly as possible.

--- Hero

The Micheal Jackson Fight

So one day while sitting in World Literature, Braylin and I get on the topic of Micheal Jackson. ( Braylin loves him, while I hate him.)

And I say something like,"God, I hate Micheal Jackson. I'm glad he's dead."

Braylin is totally not having any of that, so she says, "Micheal Jackson is going to come back from the grave for saying that!"

"Yes Braylin, Micheal Jackson is going to come back from the dead to haunt me. Why would he haunt me when he could haunt all the little boys that he sexually molested!"

"No really he is going to haunt you."

And of course we're getting rather loud at this point, so our teacher chimes in: " Girls enough!" In a way that only a teacher can.

-- Siren